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Tuesday, October 15, 2013
Tuesday, October 8, 2013
“Got here sooner than expected,” John said, “Traffic cleared and…” he trailed off. It appeared as though a strikingly lovely young woman was sucking Sherlock’s thumb and he was pretty sure that all she had on was his coat. “Am I interrupting something?”
The woman grinned around Sherlock’s finger, eyeing John. “Don’t be foolish,” Sherlock said. “This is the body.”
“What a body it is,” John said quietly. She was a tiny thing, couldn’t have been over five foot without shoes, but she wasn’t frail. Words like full-figured, lush, and ripe went through John’s mind and various extremities. The fact that he could tell her shape at all under Sherlock’s huge coat said something.
“Oh, I ‘ik ‘em,” she garbled as Sherlock probed her bottom lip, “oh’s ‘e?”
“Stop trying to talk,” Sherlock said. “John, dead woman, dead woman, Doctor John Watson.”
She waved to John, the sleeve of Sherlock’s coat flapping over her wrist. “Hello,” John said. “No, wait, dead woman?”
“Yes,” Sherlock replied, “do keep up.”
“She doesn’t look very dead,” John said.
“Her core temperature can’t be over 70 degrees and she’s had a full autopsy and toxicology. I saw her dead and now she refuses to stay that way. If you don’t believe me come here and feel of her.”
The woman wagged her eyebrows suggestively at John as Sherlock tilted her head to inspect her ears.
John looked between Sherlock and the woman. “Is this some kind of joke?” he asked.
“It has to be. I keep expecting the other shoe to drop but that has yet to happen.”
“Alright, I’m game,” John said as he walked forward towards them. “May I,” he asked the woman politely, motioning to her wrist.
She grinned, still staying quiet as Sherlock asked, and held out her hand. John touched her wrist and jerked back in surprise. “My God,” he said, “you’re freezing! Sherlock, why haven’t you gotten this poor woman any clothes?”
“She is freezing because she is dead,” Sherlock said calmly.
“Don’t be morbid, Sherlock, she’s just chilled. I’m sorry, miss, let’s try this again.” John grasped her wrist again. It looked very small in his hands. “Her pulse is steady if a little weak. If she has a pulse then she’s alive.”
“Appearances can be deceiving,” Sherlock said. He ran his fingers through her hair, close to the scalp. He tugged gently to check her follicle tension and she swayed towards him moaning rather inappropriately. “Oh, quit that,” Sherlock said. He stepped back and crossed his arms over his chest.
“Tell me what you see, John,” he said.
“I hate it when you do this to me,” John said, still holding the woman’s wrist. He could say that he was just trying to keep her warm but that would probably be a lie. “You always ask my opinion after you’ve already figured out what’s happened just to make yourself feel smarter.”
“Normally, yes,” Sherlock said, “but this time I actually need a second opinion.”
John sighed and faced the woman. “What’s your name?” he asked.
Her bemused smile broadened. “Vara,” she said. She had a lovely voice though her accent didn’t suit her. It sounded more likely to come out of an old sailor than a sweet looking woman.
“Vara,” John said. “That’s nice. I’m John Watson.” She only smiled up at him. “Well, Sherlock, I see a good looking woman. Maybe Mediterranean? Late twenties. She appears in decent health, just very cold.”
“That’s all?” Sherlock asked. “Look closer. Look at her eyes.”
John humored him and looked more closely. The color drained from his face as the light seemed to become captured in her irises and fracture into tiny rainbows. “Those are impressive contact lenses,” he said weakly.
“They aren’t lenses, are they Vara?” Sherlock asked.
“No, they’re not,” she replied patiently.
“And you’re not in your twenties are you?”
“How old are you?”
She took a deep breath and some of the color came back to John’s cheeks. “You really don’t want to know,” she said.
“Oh, but I do. Would you like me to tell you what I see, John?” Sherlock’s eyes narrowed as he looked at Vara. “I see a woman far older than she appears. Judging from her accent I would say she hails from East Anglia specifically Ipswich though that nose and overall bone structure point to her obviously being Greek, you were right there, John. Her grammar is abysmal but a little put on as though she doesn’t want me to know how intelligent she is. Her body is flawless. Don’t smile, it’s not a compliment just an observation. She’s either had extensive plastic surgery or her ‘miracle’ skin prevents her from scarring or having blemishes, not even a freckle. I want to say that she’s the product of some hitherto unknown drug but she’s not. Once you eliminate the impossible what remains, however improbable, must be the truth. She wasn’t lying when she told me she wasn’t human. That I’ve come to that conclusion means I must have finally gone insane.”
John blinked in astonishment. “Sherlock, if you’re saying that this woman isn’t human then I’m afraid I’m going to have to agree with you. You sound mad.”
“He isn’t mad,” Vara said. “He’s close to right on quite a few things. Time passes though, gentlemen.” Vara faced Sherlock squarely. “If you want to know,” she said, “really know what’s going on you need to come with me because I have got to leave. Now.”
Monday, September 30, 2013
Disclaimer: Don't own anyone/thing though I would offer to buy in exchange for free haircuts for life.
“I don’t accept that,” Sherlock said.
“Oh, well, tough luck. Whoever put me here is probably going to come back to finish the job and if you’re bright, and I’m thinkin’ that you are, you’ll get out of here too. Ugh, God, you really did chop me open didn’t you? That’s disgusting.”
“You are dead!” he yelled, his hard fought control slipping once more. “You cannot be here talking to me at all. I’ve either gone mad or this is some ridiculous hoax. You have to be human there is no alternative, stop being absurd.”
She grimaced as she swung her legs off of the table. She was obviously stiff and still determined to cover what little dignity she had left. “Please, can I have a coat or a sheet or something?”
Sherlock grabbed his long wool trench coat off the back of a nearby stool and tossed it to her. She barely caught it but grinned at him thankfully as she shrugged it over her shoulders. Sherlock looked down, suddenly embarrassed by her nudity. When a body is dead they aren’t naked, just meat. Something about a pulse makes things more intimate. Was there a pulse, he thought. Reaching out he pulled her wrist from the sleeve and to his surprise he felt a slight flutter.
“Your heart is beating,” he said, “and you’re warmer. Your temperature has gone up at least ten degrees. The drug must be wearing off.”
“Drug?” she said smiling as she snuggled back into his coat. It was deliciously warm and smelled amazing. She couldn’t pin the scent; leather maybe with a touch of soap, spice, and a lingering whiff of cigarette smoke. “There is no drug. You, sir, are in denial and I ain’t talking about the river.”
Sherlock cringed at her awful grammar and resisted the urge to correct her. “Then explain yourself and leave off that not human nonsense.”
“I told you the truth. I’m not human and I’m in deep shit so can we leave off this interrogation rubbish and get me the hell out of here? What time is it? How long have I been here?”
“You mean how long have you been dead?”
She nodded, waving one hand, the arm of his long coat flapping at his face. “You know what I mean,” she said.
“If my estimation for your time of death,” he emphasized the word looking at her reproachfully, “is correct then you’ve been out for nearly eight hours. You were found at 12:15 this afternoon. I’ve answered your questions now answer some of mine. If you refuse to admit that you’re human then what are you?”
Her eyes glazed as she did the math in her head. “So it’s almost six now. The sun goes down around seven tonight. Huh,” she trailed off then came back to herself, “Oh, sorry ‘bout that. Yeah I started calling us ‘nippers some time back but the big wigs don’t like that. They say it belittles our kind,” she mimicked an aristocratic accent. “Bollocks to that. They kinda remind me of you, in fact.”
Good god, Sherlock thought to himself, this is like herding cats. “And what, exactly, is a ‘nipper?” he asked.
“Nu-uh,” she shot back, “I answered your question now you gonna help me get out of here or you just going to chew my ears off? I’ll warn you, they’re a mite cold at the moment and they’ll just grow back.”
“You didn’t answer my question at all,” he said, his voice rising in frustration.
Sherlock’s phone buzzed in his pocket. He turned from the woman, disgusted, and read, On my way be there in 5. “Alright,” he said, “we have five minutes and then we’re getting the hell out of here. If Molly asks where the body went, what exactly am I supposed to tell her?”
“I dunno,” she said, “you seem bright. Make something up.” With that she eased herself off the examination table and started limping towards the door. “This the way out then? I’ll send your coat back here when I get some decent kit on. Thanks for that!”
“Oh no you don’t,” he said dashing in front of her and grabbing her shoulders. “You can’t leave me like this. You have to tell me what’s going on. If you don’t tell me I will go mad and that is not an overstatement.” He shook her slightly. “I refuse to beg but I can guarantee you that I will be very cross.”
She looked up at him. “Alright, alright. Five minutes, then I really do have to go. My name is Vara, by the way. Not that you asked.” She grinned. Cheeky.
Sherlock took her chin in his large hand and gently tilted her face to the light. Her eyes literally sparkled. As in they caught the light like a prism. “What are those, lenses?” he asked.
“Was that a no or a noise?”
“It was a no and a noise.”
“I would ask who hurt you but you don’t appear to be hurt, just dead. You’re getting warmer though. You must be over 60 degrees by now.”
“It is a little warm in here. Don’t you feel warm?”
“No.” He ran his thumb over her cheek and down across her bottom lip. “Open,” he said. She obliged and was fairly certain that if she had been wearing underwear they would’ve ignited.
Doctor John Watson chose that moment to intrude.
Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Sherlock Holmes and the Immortal
Disclaimer: I do not own Sherlock, the television series or the man. Sadly. And forgive my horrible grammar and punctuation. Any obvious corrections pointed out in the comments below. Yes, fanfic. I know, I know. And any “English-isms” I’ve screwed up I apologize. Watching BBC for years does not a native make. Also I am not a doctor so take the medical jargon with a grain of salt. That being said, enjoy!
The body was cold. Not frozen by any means, but close. It had an internal temperature of forty-seven degrees Fahrenheit which was odd for several reasons. One being that it was summer out; bright blue skies and highs in the mid-eighties. The body had been found outside under direct sunlight and it was near frozen. Another thing was that despite the obvious fact that it had been dead for some time (cold shortening, a phenomenon where if dead muscle is chilled immediately after death the muscle stiffens in accelerated rigor mortis, had rendered the body very rigid placing the time of shortly before its discovery) there was no livor mortis. When a body lies dead for, what he estimated to be seven hours thirty to thirty five minutes, the blood pools leaving a dark bruise-like discoloration in the heavier parts of the body facing down: buttocks, thighs or back. No bruising could imply that there was no blood but besides being dead there were no wounds or signs, at all, pointing to a cause of death let alone a full exsanguination.
Sherlock leaned over the body, his nostrils flaring indelicately over the icy blue tinged mouth. No scent of the more obvious poisons. In fact, he sniffed again more deeply, no scent at all. He pulled back sharply, the tiniest touch of confusion in his eyes. There's always some smell. Mints, the last meal they ate, a distinct lack of oral hygiene, but there was nothing.
"Milley," Sherlock said. "Molly," she corrected.
"Yes, Molly, of course," he said, completely distracted and not at all interested, "I need a few moments alone with the body."
"Five years," Molly said, her narrow lips twisting in agitation.
"What," Sherlock asked finally looking up at the flustered pathologist.
"We've worked together five years and you still can’t get my name right?"
"Oh for god's sake, Molly, I was only joking but I really do need a few moments alone. Please."
"You never joke," she said gathering up a precarious stack of paperwork, her every movement radiating hurt feelings. In other words business as usual.
Sherlock sighed quietly, the only acknowledgement that he'd noticed her frustration. The swinging door wheezed shut defying her attempts to slam it.
He wasn’t as oblivious as people believed him to be. His face was austere, his posture haughty from an upper crust upbringing that brooked no slumping. He could also be a cold unfeeling bastard especially if he thought someone believed him to be a cold unfeeling bastard. Doesn’t do to disappoint and having a reputation as a sociopath savant meant that people gave him space. Which gave him room to think. Which was all he ever wanted.
Sherlock adjusted the tight band of his surgical glove, his eyes focusing on the body’s mouth. He leaned over its face, gently prying open its lips and the cold bit through the thin latex as they moved with a soft pliancy that, due to rigor mortis, should’ve felt utterly different. Was his estimation of the time of death wrong? Unlikely. It was just one more thing to add to his mental list of idiosyncrasies. Not unique, surely. No individual body was unique. In death the body follows a certain pattern of decay. X follows Y to an inevitable conclusion excepting unexpected and exciting poisons, cleverly hidden bombs, not at all spontaneous combustion or whatever this was.
He craned his neck checking the gums which were healthy, sniffing again at the mouth which still refused to emit any smell what so ever, checked the state of the teeth which were perfect in a normal non-veneered way. They had taken care of that at least. He glimpsed down the length of the body, skimming passionlessly over her chest, the nipples a barely discernible blush shade against the paleness of her skin which was marred by the “Y” incision Molly had made and stitched up earlier. Molly’s autopsy results were the same as Sherlock’s, no known cause of death and every indication of perfect health minus the nearly frozen and dead part.
He tried to open the mouth and the jaw refused to budge. It was much more resistant than it should be; almost as though it was clenched tight against him.
Frowning Sherlock stepped back away from the body, his eyes running rapidly over her clear, cold skin. This was all wrong. Years of investigative work had honed an innate ability into razor sharpness and for him to be drawing a blank meant that something was astonishingly, fundamentally, wrong. He was becoming frustrated and when that happened normally the cadaver would be subjected to experiments that would send anyone else straight to jail or an asylum. He’d pushed his boundaries once by using a sledgehammer and drill to prove a cause of death but had been saved because, of course, he had been right. The body had been cremated. What was left anyway.
Eschewing the hammer, Sherlock reached into his pocket for his phone. Need you for cause of death ID- SH, he typed.
“Maybe just a little hammer,” he muttered, turning to walk to the cabinet holding the worst of his implements from prying eyes when, with a painful gasp from lungs long since emptied of oxygen, the body sat straight up.
“Oh no!” she gasped, her bosom suddenly heaving in reanimation. She looked down, her dark eyes panicked at the vulgar stitching across her body.
Sherlock, who hadn’t moved in the three or so seconds since she inexplicably rose from the dead, decided neither to faint nor panic. Maybe she was more unique than I had at first anticipated, he thought.
He turned towards her, hands held up in a sign of non-aggression. “Can I help you,” he said, refusing the desire to piss himself.
She seemed to notice him for the first time and tried ineffectually to cover her nudity. Bashful, apparently. Funny since she was dead. To him that would’ve been far more humiliating.
“Where am I,” she asked. Her voice was ragged, deeper probably than it would be under different circumstances he imagined. Having one's lungs removed and weighed would probably do that. A small part of his mind gibbered at this thought. All of her organs had been removed, categorized, and returned to their cavity. Her cavity. Her very dead dissected cavity. Do not faint!
He blinked slowly gathering himself and pushing away the madness of seeing what was plainly impossible. “You’re in Saint Bartholomew’s hospital.”
She looked around, dark hair sliding over her blue tinted shoulders. “This doesn’t look like a hospital,” she said. “Who are you?”
“My name is Sherlock Holmes,” his voice calm to reassure her. When he spoke it was more of a purr, baritone and utterly without his knowledge, devastating if he had any inclination to use it for seduction. He didn't, of course, but that didn’t stop it from working.
She seemed to calm as his voice had an entirely unintended effect. She looked him up and down. He looked as he always did, black slacks and dark blue button up dress shirt tailored within an inch of its life over a slender but strong body. His tousled dark brown hair appeared black under the harsh fluorescent lights. Sherlock’s pale blue green eyes were tilted, held up by cheekbones so high he looked almost alien. An overly generous mouth and nose were bordering on unattractive but taken together and with that voice he was magnetic. She would pay closer attention to all of this later when she had thawed.
“I’m in a morgue, ain’t I,” she said. “But you aren’t dressed like a lab person. Mortician? You kinda look like that.”
“There’s been an accident,” he said, one eye beginning to twitch ever so slightly. Accident my ass. She was frozen, dead, and speaking. The only accident was that he had obviously gone insane.
“What,” she said, again.
“There was an accident. You were found in Saint James’ Park. Do you recall being there? Do you know what happened?”
Her fingers started picking at the stitches over her chest. She pulled slightly, unraveling the uppermost knot. Sherlock, never one for a weak stomach, felt his gorge rise. My god she’s undoing her own stitches, he thought. I wonder if she’ll flap open like an unlaced shoe.
“I was running.”
“No running. Away. My family they…” she trailed off. The stitching had been undone to the top of her left breast. The edges touched and began to melding back into unblemished skin.
“That,” he said slowly, “that is impossible.” He rushed to her side. A deceased woman rising up to converse with him shook his resolve but somehow seeing dead flesh heal shattered his control. She still seemed confused and didn’t notice him suddenly beside her. He watched closely as she tugged another stitch free, her icy skin silently healing its wake.
Sherlock brushed her hands away and pulled at the stitches himself. They broke with a tiny popping sound as he ripped them from her skin. His face was an inch from her navel as the last stitch slithered free.
“See something you like,” she asked. Sherlock looked up. She appeared calmer now if a little bemused. Her voice had settled as well to a more normal register. Apparently those loose lungs had properly rearranged themselves.
“What the hell are you,” he asked. “You show up here half frozen and clearly dead. You have been fully autopsied and the toxicology showed that your blood, what remains, was clear of any known drug or poison but was sluggish and barely existent. If you had asked me before your sudden reanimation I’d have said that a new poison not of my knowing had been introduced to you not through a needle for there are no marks but orally, possibly rectally, but the unnatural tightening of your jaw and lack of odor point to you ingesting the poison and it causing the muscles to seize. There are no marks on your skin what so ever; no blemishes of any sort, scars, moles, bruising to say nothing of its restorative properties. You are upright and speaking though, from all of my indications, still clearly dead. You are not alive and yet here you sit. Why and how is that?”
“Good heavens,” she said calmly, “you’re a talker aren’t you?” Her eyes sparkled catching the light and in their black depths he caught a flash of blue, then green, red, orange as though holographic paper were trapped under dark ice.
He stared at her silently until she shrugged. “I’m not human, not anymore,” she said. “The why and how are a very long story and I need to get out of here. Are there any clothes I can borrow? Possibly a jacket as well, you weren’t kidding about the freezing part.”